Thursday, October 20, 2011

I Can Haz Dikpiks?

Blogroll member and Chicago gal-about town Von wrote a post about one of the problems that women almost invariably encounter on the t00bz- receiving emails containing pictures of stranger men's penises. Yeah, the unsolicited peen lurks all over the web, because a lot of d00ds are just plain foul.

In the comments to Von's post, Lauren writes:

I am also considering an I Can Haz Cheezburger-type spinoff site, in which readers can add captions to the unsolicited penises that make their way into my email inbox. Your dick might someday be internet famous!

Of course, there can be only one description of such pics- LOLcocks.

On a side note, my name for the Anthony Weiner "sexting" scandal was "Snapadickpic".

12 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

I've never gotten unsolicited wang. What? Am I not hot enough for surprise-dick?!!!!

vacuumslayer said...

Not even lazy, Crocs-wearing surprise-dick? I mean, COME ON!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Of course, there can be only one description of such pics- LOLcocks.

The really popular ones will be LOLbuzzcocks.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The really popular ones will be LOLbuzzcocks.

Funny captions on Pete Shelley pictures?

wv is, I shit you not, sussepix. W/V is starting to scare me.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Lauren's blog has a cool name.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I've never gotten unsolicited wang. What? Am I not hot enough for surprise-dick?!!!!

That's not it at all. You are just too good with Photoshop.

vacuumslayer said...

Listen, whose dick doesn't look better with a top hat and monocle on it? THAT'S CLASSY!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Not even lazy, Crocs-wearing surprise-dick?

Crocscocks?

The really popular ones will be LOLbuzzcocks.

LOLbuzzcocks- "Nothing ever happens to people like us, we just miss the bus."

Funny captions on Pete Shelley pictures?

I CAN HAZ LOVER LIKE ANY OTHER?

Lauren's blog has a cool name.

I noticed that, old chum!

Listen, whose dick doesn't look better with a top hat and monocle on it? THAT'S CLASSY!

Mr Penis?

Smut Clyde said...

How about a Film Noir pose?

Laura said...

I've never received a penis pic at my email address of ablessedmother@hotmail.com
Never.
I guess I"m not hot enough either.
I mean.. if I did receive a dong shot at my email address of ablessedmother@hotmail.com .. I'm not sure what I would do with it!
Probably, put it in a specially marked folder to inspect fully at a private moment. :)

Not that I want any wiener pic's at my email address.. ablessedmother@hotmail.com

((Hugs))
Laura

vacuumslayer said...

How about a Film Noir pose?

LOL! Also classy! A peen with an air of mystery!

Laura's post made me giggle.

Smut Clyde said...

LOL! Also classy! A peen with an air of mystery!

It is a private dick to be sure.