Thursday, January 14, 2021

A King Among Idiots Is an Idiot King

 One of the most bizarre personalities involved in the MAGA terrorism last week is a grifter who currently goes by the name Ali Alexander, a 'Stop the Steal' organizer who claims he had assistance from GOP Congresscreeps:

  

Alexander is a convicted felon who used to go by the name Ali Akbar, and hopped aboard the 'Tea Party' grift about a decade ago. Before the storming of the Capitol, this charming fellow was chanting 'Victory or Death':

He was notably absent from the fray, despite his grandiose posturing:

After everything went to pieces, he went into hiding, begging his dupes to send him money for security, some of it because he is in danger from 'witches and wiccans'. 

He also released a 'cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' video in which he claims he is a 'king among idiots', and prays to become a tool for divine vengeance. He also has some weird animus against famine-resistant people:

He says he refuses to cooperate with fat people, does that mean that he's dumped Trump and Alex Jones? Once again, I am thankful that this failed coup was planned by idiots, including their king.

3 comments:

bt1138 said...
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The New York Crank said...

>>He also released a 'cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' video in which he claims he is a 'king among idiots', and prays to become a tool for divine vengeance<<

I completely agree with him. He abolutely *is* a king among idiots.And he *is* a tool. Not necessarily for divine vengeance, but clearly a tool nevertheless. No arguments from me.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

He truly is a bizarre homunculus. It's amazing how anybody falls for his nonsense, because he has zero charisma.