Monday, August 24, 2015

Grand Theft: Garbage

This year, the raccoons seem to be more incorrigible than ever- they really don't exhibit the least bit of shyness, even when confronted by a foot-stamping primate with a high-powered flashlight:




It's hard for me to gauge whether or not this year's garbage is more delicious than previous years' garbage, but the procyonid population sure seems like it's beating a path to our trash receptacles.

3 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

My assumption/hope is that all the other mammals are getting sick & tired of the humanoids & it's only a matter of time before they start active resistance.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They are challenging your authority, B^4.

You want some of that garbage, U WAIT YOUR TURN!
~

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

My assumption/hope is that all the other mammals are getting sick & tired of the humanoids & it's only a matter of time before they start active resistance.

I can picture you with an army of train squirrels... LA beware!

You want some of that garbage, U WAIT YOUR TURN!

By then, they'll have taken all of the delicious stuff!