Who is white congresscreep who tells off all the liberal sheep?
RAND! Damn right.
Who is the man that would push his dreck for the wealthy man?
RAND! Can you dig it?
He's the legacy hire, whose heart's aflame with freedumb's fire.
I hear that Rand is a dumb mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talking about Rand!
An Objectivist man, but no-one understands him but his Paulbots.
CAN YOU DIG IT?
Hat tip to squirrel_e_girl who inspired this post with a comment on my last post. Please, brilliant readers, contribute additional verses! As an aside, it's kinda amazing to see the paucity of lyrics in the original theme to Shaft when they are written out- the music is so lush, it really makes it seem like there's more lyrical content.
Cross posted at Rumproast.