Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Getting His Ash Handed to Him?

This is going to be a bad week for Mitt Romney, I can feel it... First of all, Billy Graham's even more awful son hinted that Mitt Romney is not a Christian. Then there is Mitt's decision to agree to a debate held on Ash Wednesday evening. Damn, Mitt, there's a serious bonehead move- just think of the optics... we'll have ashless Mormon Mitt flanked by two Roman Catholic Pharisees sporting crosses on their foreheads (on Sunday, I asked readers to predict which of them would be sporting a bigger cross).

This sort of thing should have occurred to Mitt's team as they were coordinating the campaign. In an primary election in which turnout is extremely low, fighting for political survival against a "more holy than the Pope" candidate, this lack of an outward sign of piety is probably going to hurt Mittens, especially in the wake of his Arizona campaign chair resigning because of his big gay scandal.

For the record, I composed this post on Tuesday night, as I will be


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Poor Mittens.

The base would rather vote for a loser like Frothy Mix than a shameless corporate whore from the wrong church.

Laura said...

As you will be..... ??????? Where?
Jesus! I hate mysteries???

My oldest sister and her family are Mormon's and I know that the only thing Morman's hate worse than being poor is the Catholic Church.
Mitt doesn't give two shits about Ash Wednesday.
Oh crap.. now you've got my blood boiling about Mormanism. Grrrrr... :P

I'd appreciate an update about your whereabouts. Kind Sir. :)


Laura said...

In case you're wondering what I"m going on about regarding your whereabouts.. look at your final sentence. :)

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Yeah..finish the damn post!

As for Mittens..sympathy is not an emo that I ever feel for that fucknut.

kennymfg said...

I wish Moremen cared about catlick rituals.

vacuumslayer said...

I admit I'm almost eager to watch them out-asshole each other now. I mean, sure, Mittens is awful, but Newt and Frothbutt are monstrous.

Smut Clyde said...

Billy Graham's even more awful son

If there's one thing better than a theocracy, it's a hereditary theocracy. That extra touch of nepotism and entitlement is the icing on the turd.

wiley said...

...and if mittens lose the Lint-in's?

Another Kiwi said...

I cannot comment as I will be

Laura said...

Something really exciting happened to me. I was standing, topless in my bedroom when suddenly

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Look out! There's an axe murderer in your

bbkf said...

gack! i know...where is he and what is he doing?!?!?!?

Smut Clyde said...

when suddenly
gets the feeling
that he's being surrounded by

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"he wouldn't write out 'aaarrrrggghhh, he'd just say it."