Sunday, June 19, 2011

Ten Commandments, Target Field

So, an overzealous knucklehead hassled two ladies kissing each other at a Twins game. When told to mind his own business, the conversation took on a theological bent:

When Culpepper confronted the guard a few minutes later, he repeated the "no grab ass" comment and told her she must "adhere to the 10 Commandments" at Target Field.

Let's see those Ten Commandments, eh?

Hmmmm... nothing about two girls kissing, but what's that commandment number four? Keep holy the sabbath? So, this must mean that the overzealous guard will be kicking the entire Saturday and/or Sunday (depending on your flavor of sanctimony) crowd out of the stadium, no?


Jennifer said...

Correct... it was not "don't grab your neighbor's ass", it was "don't covet your neighbor's ass".

And yes, I expect all games on Saturday/Sunday to be canceled.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There's been a whole lotta ass-covetin' goin' on.

M. Bouffant said...

I would not mess w/ the lady soft-ballers seen at Dodger Stadium. If I were the kind of guy to mess w/ people kissing in the first place.