Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Kidney Clock

Knowing I'd only be able to nap for a few hours, I not only set my cell phone alarm clock, but I set what I jokingly refer to as "the kidney clock"- I drank two quarts of water before turning in this morning, knowing that I would eventually have to get up to micturate. As C. Montgomery Burns would put it, a whiz like me looks out for number one.


M. Bouffant said...

Soon enough nature will do this for you, like it or not.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

M.B. with the cheery news, as always.

Hamish Mack said...

There is, of course, "the kidney beans clock" but a family blog like this has no room for POOP jokes