Two Minutes to Dinner

My great and good friend J-Co started off a considerable descent into tomfoolery when he sent a 'text' message consisting of a picture mashing up Colonel Sanders spokesman Colonel Sanders and Iron Maiden 'mascot' Eddie:

This kicked off a series of imaginary products based on the Iron Maiden discography... 

The 'Aces High' Bucket: Bucket of Wings, Two Sides (Axis and Allies), Choice of Drink (English Channel, North Sea, or Atlantic Ocean) 

The 'Number of the Feast': 666 chicken nuggets, Devil's Food Cake 

'Ancient Mariner' Special: 8-piece extra crispy albatross, unlimited refills of salt water 

 Here's where I confess that I'm not a huge Iron Maiden fan, but every now and again, an Iron Maiden binge is a welcome change from my normal listening habits. It's certainly provided fodder for some terrible jokes...