Four Years Ago, It Was Just Another Race Cult

The breakout star of last night's boring Republican National Convention was Kimberly Guilfoyle, former Fox talking head and current girlfriend of Don Jr and highly paid 'campaign consultant'. She was in full cultist mode last night:

  

 I'm getting serious Esoteric Order of Dagon vibes from that thumbnail picture:

I guess that's appropriate when your boyfriend has the Assmouth Look. Poking around the t00bz, I discovered I wasn't the only person to note that Guilfoyle looked like something out of a cheesy fantasy movie:

The #RepublicanConvention summarized in one pic. pic.twitter.com/W4FLVcOUZH

— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) August 25, 2020

I also got a snake handler vibe from her, maybe because she positioned her hands like a Minoan Snake Goddess for much of the speech.   I'm not good with the photoshop skills, but I imagine some wag will notice the likeness.

 Post title take from one of my favorite lines of dialogue: "Two, three years ago, it was just another snake cult... now they're everywhere." 

Tonight is a combination bar trivia/Secret Science Club Zoom lecture night, so I sha'n't be watching the atrocity... better to build my brain up rather than rot it with GOP lunacy.