....have been greeted with the most vicious dogs, and most ominous weapons, I have ever seen. That’s when people would have been really badly hurt, at least. Many Secret Service agents just waiting for action. “We put the young ones on the front line, sir, they love it, and....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2020
Thia short bit of pulp fiction, complete with the telltale 'sir' bit, has a bit of a Bond villain air to it, as if Trump were Kim Jong Un or C. Montgomery Burns. There was a rumor, plausible bu probably untrue, that he fed his uncle to a pack of wild dogs, and as for Monty Burns:
Now we come to the 'ominous weapons' part... there were reports that Kim Jong Un has executed disloyal or incompetent officials with anti-aircraft guns. Mr Burns has also deployed ominous weapons:
Trump has always been a villain, but now he's engaging in cartoonish supervillainy. He's long been an admirer of Kim Jong Un, and now his admiration has turned aspirational. He's even become a Little Rocket Man himself:
Hopefully a great, successful and safe ROCKET LAUNCH. Lifting off soon!?!? @FoxNews @OANN
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2020
It's just his job five days a week.
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It just dawned on me; Donny the Dummy is afraid of dogs! For the first time in forever there is no presidential family dog (I know, I know - Lindsey Graham joke), and the occasional reference to "vicious dogs" that pop up in his blabberings about those he considers threatening, it all adds up. Somebody push a Pomeranian at him and watch him jump into Mike's arms!
This is America. People protesting police violence are assaulted by police violence.
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