Tuesday, April 28, 2015

It's Like He Knows Me

This evening, one of the guys in my department called me about the upcoming month's schedule. I was unable to answer the call so he left a message: "Are you sleeping, or are you drinking?"

When I was finally able to answer the phone, I had to come clean: "Nah, I was pre-drinking."

3 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Are you sleeping, or are you drinking?

I am informed -- by people whose word is otherwise reliable -- that other options do exist.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Smut says "I am informed."

I say, how can we trust anything else in his statement???

Will any vouchsafe for him?
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I am informed -- by people whose word is otherwise reliable -- that other options do exist.

Fancy that!

I say, how can we trust anything else in his statement???

The good Doktor has never steered me wrong... so far...