Sunday, April 26, 2015

Hoist On His Own Pootard

Thunder has a saying, "The Schaden freudes itself." From the Schadenfreude Department, we have a serious case of unforeseen circumstances biting a bigot in the ass- the infamous Pastor Martin "Eat Da Poo Poo" Ssempa has been accused of promoting homosexuality in Uganda.

If you don't know who Pastor Ssempa is, he's a homophobic propagandist who, possessing more gay porn than the Castro District, travels throughout Uganda in order to promote anti-gay legislation by showing extreme scat porn. His infamous "Eat Da Poo Poo" tirade went viral, spawning a bunch of parodies and spoofs. Tengrain often blogs about Matt Barber, an anti-gay activist who thinks about gay sex more than the most promiscuous rentboy in the West Village- Ssempa is a lot like this, the guy thinks about the most extreme gay sex acts more than all of the Pride Day marchers combined.

It's only appropriate that he got caught up in a law that he has relentlessly promoted... he was hoist on his own pootard.

5 comments:

mikey said...

It's a story as old as Cain and Abel. You go to war against the regime on behalf of the National Liberation Army, eventually the National Liberation Front is going to decide you're not ideologically pure, and are probably a tool of the regime, and THAT'S who's gonna kill you in the end.

And when this guy gets it 'in the end', that's gotta be a helluva win....

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

You go to war against the regime on behalf of the National Liberation Army, eventually the National Liberation Front is going to decide you're not ideologically pure, and are probably a tool of the regime, and THAT'S who's gonna kill you in the end.

People's Front of Judea vs the Judean People's Front.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

SHITTERS! I mean "SPLITTERS!"
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Chickpea said...

Ha! As they say, what goes around comes around.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Ha! As they say, what goes around comes around.

Too bad it doesn't happen more often!