Saturday, May 10, 2014

Sundays Are Ruined FOREVER!!!

It's official, Michael Sam is now the first openly gay player to be drafted by an NFL franchise, the St Louis Rams. After he was picked in the seventh round of the NFL draft, he did what any person would do, he kissed his significant other. In the aftermath of this completely normal human activity, the sound of heads exploding must have echoed throughout certain regions of the U.S.

With that kiss, Michael Sam has utterly ruined watching big, muscular guys in tight spandex getting physical with each other every Sunday after church! FOREVER!!!

Here's wishing a long, successful career to Mr Sam, and a happy life together for the couple.

Cross-posted at Rumproast.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Rush Limbaugh is fuming in his palace in Florida.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I imagine he continually fumes, from all orifices. He's the human equivalent of Smaug.