Sunday, May 4, 2014

Goose on the Roof

Yo, what the hell are you doing up there on top of that shed?




You're not fooling anyone with that weathercock routine! Chanticleer you're not.

Maybe some dramatic back-lighting would give you some flair...




Needs a little work, bud. Maybe a theme song:


Goose, goose, goose on the roof,
Goose, goose, made to goose you.






Needs work... now GET DOWN OFF OF THERE!!!

7 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Better copyright "Goose on the Roof." Excellent title for a children's book. (Or maybe some smut.)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Some Smut Clyde could shirley do something with that title!
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

* IF that is his real name!111!
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Sirius Lunacy said...

Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Better copyright "Goose on the Roof." Excellent title for a children's book. (Or maybe some smut.)

Smut or children's book? Gives both "The Pokey Little Puppy" and "The Little Engine that Could" a whole new meaning.

Some Smut Clyde could shirley do something with that title!

I would love to see a children's book by Smut Clyde!

* IF that is his real name!111!

I have it on good authority that his name is really Thunder Clyde.

Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.

I haven't had to ask him for a favor, but I'm sure he'd give me a jump-start if I needed one.

Smut Clyde said...

The Goose is Loose!

usman khatri said...

The gravel courtyards, the steel breezeway...all work for me! The steel cross beams on the inside of the house are an interesting design touch too.roof repair