Meh, it's another day of writer's block, so I'll just post to a couple of strange domestic religious stories that Yahoo horked up like a couple of hairballs.
First off, we have a Tennessee man who quit his job after he found the number "666" on his W-2. Oddly enough, the guy had another weird "666" run-in when his access card featured the number. Maybe God is sending him a message that he's really batting for SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! Maybe it's not so bad, and God is merely telling him that he should download some Iron Maiden tunes:
In Ohio, we have sentencing in beard-and-hair cutting attacks in an Ohio Amish community. In a plate of shrimp style bit of bizarrity, the ringleader of the cutting crew is named Mullet. It's a pity that these fanatics are besmirching the good name of the Amish, who are primarily known for their covers of Lady Gaga songs:
Looks like the hair-cutters got to him.