This post is inspired by two of my favorite humorists. The first of these humorists, Substance McGravitas left a comment on my blog regarding Ann Romney:
Also Ann Romney internal dialogue: "Is marrying scum so bad? I got a pony!"
The second of these humorists, Ogden Nash, was master of the short form poem:
Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash
Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Inspired by these two rapscallions, I hereby present, Reflections on Upper Class Marriage:
Wed a phony,
Get a pony.
Please, post any similar couplets that come to mind in the comments. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
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Don't like kittens?
Vote for Mittens!
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A young lady named Ann, raised quite toney
Married a fabulous phony
He thought he might be elected
Though his soul was infected
Though he lost - she got a pony
Univision and
the politics of division,
Ayn and Ann,
not brown skinned
just tan
Chucky got lucky,
But Ann had a plan.
It might be bruited after fall
Ann WAS a better choice than Paul.
Two men together is WORNG.
I love you people!
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