Thursday, September 27, 2012

Paleolithic Hipsters

In the midst of an epic thread at Snark Central regarding butt-chugging, tsam (who should have a blog of his own- hint hint) brought up the topic of hipsters and their consumption patterns:


You can still get Tab?

Yeah–it’s all the hipster rage!



I imagine that, when Tab was introduced in 1963, that, being a product from a mega-corporation, it wasn't embraced by the hipsters. "What? Hipsters in 1963?" you say... Well, I have to tell you that hipsters have been with us since the Stone Age. Here's some documentary (hey, it's as scientifically accurate as The Creation Museum) proof:





There were hipster troglodytes (primitive, but they ain't no squares) moving into the caves and causing the rents to rise... Hipster erectus, if you will.

They were into opposable thumbs before they were cool.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Twitch! Twitch!

Also.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Watch out for those pickled dodo eggs, thunder!

Substance McGravitas said...

There is a disturbing lack of Way-Outs in this post.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

There is a disturbing lack of Way-Outs in this post.

I'll bring them up if I do an "ancient astronauts" post- who knew that Erich von Däniken was a staff writer for Hanna-Barbera?