Monday, July 16, 2012

This One's for Brando

Every once in a while, a guy gets sick of politics, and needs to indulge in some frivolity. Well, this post is dedicated to Brando and to my cousin **REDACTED** (I should refer to him as "Big Leo", because I seem to remember that it was his alias when my brother Vincenzo and his cohorts pulled off the hilarious "Midnight Landscapers" prank). Last week, I met my cousin at a local bar for a couple of beers (we would have met for lunch, but I made the cardinal mistake and ate a breakfast bigger than my head). In the course of our conversation, my cousin mentioned the time-sink that is Skyrim. I'm not that familiar with the game, never have played it, but it has spawned at least one meme. Combining that with the unfortunate phenomenon of catassing, I hereby present a lickle something I cooked up Meme Generator:





Good excuse, no? You don't have to blame yourself for your lack of self-control, you can always blame a cute, lethal pixie for your sedentary habits:





With the popularity of The Hunger Games, expect more coverage of cute girls shooting bows in the near future. Just don't cross them, or you may find yourself confined to the basement, unable to use the loo.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

BUG, notta feature!
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Sirius Lunacy said...

I used to shoot arrows wicked fast like her, then I took a bowstring to the thumb.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

BUG, notta feature!

Exposure to sunlight kills!

I used to shoot arrows wicked fast like her, then I took a bowstring to the thumb.

I used to cut my hair in a bob, then I took a razor to my melon.

Smut Clyde said...

Exposure to sunlight kills!

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, but I figure, why take the chance?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

zombies don't give a shit about arrows to the knee.

Laura said...

My knee gave out on me the other day when I was going downstairs. Perhaps I took an arrow to it and didn't realize! Or-I could be getting old, one or the other. :)
Very funny pickture. ;p
(did you see how I spelled that wrong-just like yousguys do sometimes? I'm pretty funny, non?)

((Hugs))
Laura

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, but I figure, why take the chance?

Safer just to stay in the pub.

zombies don't give a shit about arrows to the knee.

I used to be a zombie like you, but then I took an arrow to the brain!

My knee gave out on me the other day when I was going downstairs. Perhaps I took an arrow to it and didn't realize! Or-I could be getting old, one or the other. :)

Gotta be the arrow... you're like, 27, right?

paleotectonics said...
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paleotectonics said...

Brains on arrows, mmmmmm. Like chicken teriyaki in a chinese buffet.

(Yeah, has been edited to make any sort of sense.)

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Brains on arrows, mmmmmm. Like chicken teriyaki in a chinese buffet.

I wonder if any buffet places do brain teriyaki... I know of several taquerias which serve brain tacos.