Friday, September 2, 2011

Seems to Me, He's Not One to Talk About It

America's favorite deadbeat dad, Illinois congressman Joe "Fiscal Responsibility for Thee Not Me" Walsh, is skipping out on President Obama's upcoming jobs speech. We can now add shirker of duties to his list of achievements, as well as deadbeat dad, and deadbeat homeowner. Of course, it would be a huge mistake to confuse Joe "Deadbeat Teabagger" Walsh with geetar player and rawk icon Joe Walsh. Of course, it would be nice if the bad Joe Walsh would just walk away:


Skating through life, won't pay his wife
Won't even pay off his mortgage
Self-righteous twit, arrogant shit.
You do the same, he'll take umbrage.

Seems to me, he's not one to talk about it.
Seems to me, he should shut his fucking trap and go away.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh I can recycle comment?

I am eFishient!
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Jennifer said...

And to think my state elected him...

Aunt Snow said...

Does he have any redeeming qualities at all? Apparently not.

vacuumslayer said...

He's smarmy, tacky, shameless, teabaggin' fuck. Every time I see his face on TV I want to punch it.

w/v says that's my "stance" on the issue.

vacuumslayer said...

I'm sorry, B^4. Sometimes I'm so subtle. Next time I'll be more clear about how I really feel.

w/v urges you to be "pacent" with me

Jennifer said...

You, sir, are a lyrical wordsmith.

WTF was Walsh spending his money on anyway? In the story about the foreclosure, he says he was "struggling to keep up with supporting 5 kids," which we know isn't true.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

WTF was Walsh spending his money on anyway?

Hookers and blow don't come cheap!

Johnny Pez said...

Hookers and blow don't come cheap!

Sure they do. But you can't expect an elected official to settle for cheap hookers and blow. He's got an image to maintain!