Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Does this Accordion Make My Tuesday Look Fat?

In keeping with our Mardi Gras tradition, here's a little "green beans" music for to make you shake your ass:





In another hilarious thread at "Snark Central", a takedown of professional scold Ross Douthat goes on. Some bastard in the thread wrote a description of Ross' brand of Catholicism as "All Ash Wednesday, no Mardi Gras." When Cardinal Ratzinger of Germany (another "Ash Wednesday all the time" guy) was named Pope, I complained because I thought that it was time to nominate a Brazilian cardinal (Brazil being the most populous "Catholic" country in the world). Unfortunately, the College of Cardinals decided that they didn't want the Pope standing on the Vatican balcony in a Speedo, giving blessings, so they passed over the cardinal of São Paulo in favor of the guy who ran the remnants of the Inquisition.

Unfortunately, Catholic scolds like Ross and Ratzi are too busy snooping in people's bedrooms to look up and see that sun that Hillaire Belloc described:

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine,
There’s always laughter and good red wine.
At least I’ve always found it so.
Benedicamus Domino!


Yeah, Hillaire, I get ya... forget the prudes and scolds, the Church needs more of this:


10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Catholic Church in South America has in the last few decades stood up for the poor and impoverished, i.e. walked the talk.

Rome has spent that time shifting around pedobears, and rolling in their wealth.
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fish said...

I've seen Buckwheat Zydeco live. Awesome. /ZRM

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The Catholic Church in South America has in the last few decades stood up for the poor and impoverished, i.e. walked the talk.

Rome has spent that time shifting around pedobears, and rolling in their wealth.


Yeah, the higher-ups really don't like that whole "Liberation Theology" thing which was all the rage in Latin America in the 80's.

I've seen Buckwheat Zydeco live. Awesome. /ZRM

Be nice, fish! Be nice!

vacuumslayer said...

Wow. I can definitely see partying down in brazil. Damn,that looks like fun. Shake it, half-nekkid people!

Von said...

Consider my ass properly shaken, B4

vacuumslayer said...

I like my ass shaken, not stirred.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Consider my ass properly shaken, B4

Pics, or it didn't happen!

Brando said...

If you're going to trust one source on healthy sexual behavior, make it the Catholic Church.

Von said...

alright....but it's hard to take pics of your own ass, especially mid-shake. I'll see what I can do....

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

What, no ass-cam?