I am quite busy.
Pressed for time? Post a haiku.
The long post can wait.
I went through a short phase during which I compulsively wrote haikus. I would be in the middle of a conversation, and I would start counting syllables. One of my personal favorites was:
General Tso was
Too busy cooking chicken
To win any wars.
Update: Of course, the post title could be the first line of a haiku:
The haiku gambit-
A poet's trick for when there's
No time for sonnets.