Thursday, October 21, 2010

Adding to the Lexicon

I must confess, I am still a little hung up on examples of utter stupidity being paraded around for all to see. In fact, I have come to the conclusion that there is a breed of stupidity so abysmal that it approaches Empyrean heights... it is a dumbassitude that flirts with genius.

I feel that this world shattering stupidity can be transformative... with such divine dunderheadedness, the mere foolish mortal becomes a god of goonery- undergoing an asspotheosis.

This concept of stupidity overcoming mere mortal muttonheadedness was, in part, inspired by a Jack Vance passage which describes a ideal of "corrosive or metal-bursting sagacity". Asspotheosis is the opposite of that ideal.


M. Bouffant said...

Sheer dumbness, yes, but I'm thinking there must be serious psychological issues w/ most of these ninnies.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Here's some stupid.

Smut Clyde said...

When these people flame out spectacularly and become dog tucker as the New Zealand vernacular has it, they have undergone an alpotheosis.

Substance McGravitas said...

You have to respect people who are climbing to the hairy apex.

Smut Clyde said...

It will not enlarge their breasts, however.