I knew I would post on this topic eventually, but a "Smut synergy" at Riddled has forced my hand- when I saw the recent posts on alarming duck penes and turtle flatus, I knew that the time had come.
One of my favorite poets (besides that other Big Bad Bald Bastard, aka the Scallop-Skulled Skald) is Ogden Nash. Mr. Nash was blissfully unaware of the truth when he wrote his poem The Turtle:
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Oh, Ogden, Ogden, Ogden, if only you had known the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space alarming turtle penes. Note, labeling this video "Not Safe For Work" would be a meaningless exercise. This video is not safe for humans, period, and, once seen, can never be unseen. You've been warned, this is a potent mixture of hilarity and horror!
The Big Bad Bald Bastard is a character played by Monsieur _______ of the City of Y______. The role of the Bastard is a handy one to play on subways, walking the streets, and in dive-bars, when being a nerdy, bookish sort is not to one's advantage.
7 comments:
Come on, he's having a ball!
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...and he rolls over and goes to sleep when finished.
You know who else had only one big ball?
The rock and roll lifestyle eh?
I think this clip explains the origin of football.
"No way am I gonna touch that ball with my hands!"
Of course, the first guy to "head" the ball must've been a fetishist of the worst sort!
well, I'm betting you won't see that on Animal Planet.
You need the "premium" package, zrm!
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