Tuesday, July 25, 2017

If I Were a Nine Year-Old

I'd want to hear some old gee Ed in a bad wig talking about a cocktail party thrown by Steve Ross, the best people, big league!

I really have to wonder if Vulgarmort even realized he was talking to kids, with his weird insinuations and Dick-swinging anecdotes. I'm appalled that he trash-talked his predecessor in front of kids in what is suppose to be a non-partisan setting. This kind of garbage can't be good for the future of scouting.

Unless they are going to award misogyny merit badges for hitting anchorwoman with gendered insults.


mikey said...

"Scouting". Pssshhhh.

It's a bunch of lightweight skills taught by suburban lawyers and overlaid by the most vile social conservative tribal hatred.

If you're truly interested in 'scouting', you need to learn to live off the land, shoot (rifle AND bow), backcountry horsemanship, hunting and trapping, building shelters, starting fires and foraging.

This whitebread hate-filled brownshirt wearing suburban horseshit is such wannabe posing that I find it unbearable...

The New York Crank said...

I like your idea of a misogyny merit badge for scouts. Here are some others that the Boy Scouts of America might look into before inviting Trump to speak again:

•Trash talking. But Scout must be able to tell 50 certifiable lies within 90 seconds.

• Firing. The scout must be able to set a fellow scout's head on fire simply by saying, "You're fired."

• Groping. Scout must walk the corridors of his schools and grab at leas three teachers, all female,by their genitals and kiss them on the lips.

• Seagull leadership. Scout myst be able to fly in, make a lot of noise, crap over everything, make more noise, and then fly out again.

Feel free to create others.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank