Thursday, August 30, 2012

Lyin' Ryan

So many lies in one speech (Bette Noir has a good breakdown), even the Associated Press went so far as to characterize his statements as factually slippery. Uh, people, how hard is it to use the word "lie"? I mean, is it so difficult to use the most simple description of such mendacity? I know a lot of writers are paid by the word, but can't one use simple English in an article once in a while? Anyway, since last night's post was so long, and Bette's post is so good, I think I'll keep this one brief:

Consider the case of Paul Ryan,
When he moves his lips he is lyin'.
His icy-cold eyes
Are unfazed by lies.
He does it without even tryin'.

Oh, I just need to add that Tim Pawlenty sure served up some bloodless red meat to the convetion delegates. I mean, he should stick to his **SNERK** day job, because his delivery was pretty damn awful:

Comedy, it's not synonymous with "jokes".


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Poor T-Paw.

Too boring even for Mittens.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

The Zombie Eyed Granny Starving Man
That goes by the name Paul Ry-an
Confuses the olds
Telling lies so bold
Bout how starving is good for dear Gran.