Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The 3 A.M. Phone Call

One of the most talked-about ads in the 2008 Democratic primary was Hillary Clinton's "3 A.M." ad:





Who do you want to pick up the phone in the White House at 3 A.M, in the midst of a national security crisis?

Mitt Romney should run a "3 A.M." ad of his own, with an emphasis on who's making the phone call... "Mitt, this is Bryan Fischer, and there's a national crisis- you've got a homosexual on your staff!!!"





This post, dear readers, is a product of my laziness, as it's an elaboration of comments I posted at Rumproast and Mock, Paper, Scissors. Well, laziness and contempt of Mitten's being so gutless as to let these lunatics sway him...

Just to set the record straight, I think that Grennell is a shitbag, but his sexual orientation has nothing to do with that.

14 comments:

Laura said...

Seriously?
Is everybody f'n nuts? You're right on. Mitt is a gutless coward.
Can nobody do the right thing?

I'm just SO gawd damn sick of bullies.

If there's a 3am crisis, you'd better hope that it's me they're calling cause nobody else gives a damn.

((Hugs))
Laura

Laura said...

P.S. Just went over to M.P.S. and I have to say.. I laughed my ass off (hard) at how you spelled homosexual.

I'm still laughing actually... ;)
You made my day Big B.

Laura said...

P.P.S. I probably should have said in my first comment ..."Can *anybody* do the right thing?"
Ahem.. that is all..

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

If there's a 3am crisis, you'd better hope that it's me they're calling cause nobody else gives a damn.

"Laura, my hand got caught in the pickle jar... HALP!!!!"

I'm still laughing actually... ;)

But will you still be laughing at 3AM?

For the record, last call at the bars is 4AM in New York.

Laura said...

For the record, last call at the bars is 4AM in New York.

Okay.. I'll accept calls until 4:05 am, not a moment later! ;)

Smash your hand on the counter... or Bryan Fischer's head.. either will do. No more pickle jar! ;)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I remember closing down a few bars in my NYC daze.

Not sure the system could handle that anymore.
~

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Smash your hand on the counter...

I smashed my hand on the counter, but my other hand is still stuck in the pickle jar.

I remember closing down a few bars in my NYC daze.

You actually remember these events? I remember accidentally knocking over a table at The Kiev.

vacuumslayer said...

The call is coming from inside the bathhouse!

Vixen Strangely said...

The more I think over Romney's own associations with giving money to NOM and of course the whole Mormon/Prop 8 mishegas, the more I wonder if the Romney campaign hired the guy just to have him leave the campaign to prove he loves the haters more than he tolerates gays--Machiavellian Mitt! Premeditated gutlessness!

All I know for sure is, anything that makes Bryan Fischer feel like a point was scored disturbs my calm--he is one hateful specimen.

Substance McGravitas said...

If points are scored by making Mitt look like a total dick I will spot him those points.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The call is coming from inside the bathhouse!

It's being tapped out in Morse code!

The more I think over Romney's own associations with giving money to NOM and of course the whole Mormon/Prop 8 mishegas, the more I wonder if the Romney campaign hired the guy just to have him leave the campaign to prove he loves the haters more than he tolerates gays--Machiavellian Mitt! Premeditated gutlessness!

It's weird, though, because he doesn't have to pander to the right wingers anymore. So much for a tack to the center if that's the case... oh, who am I kidding? The average "independent" voter doesn't give a rat's ass (or Larry Craig's ass, for that matter) about gay people.

If points are scored by making Mitt look like a total dick I will spot him those points.

Yeah, let's see him try to get the youth vote by invoking Bryan Fischer's name.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Back in college days, Saturday bar time was 3 AM in Milwaukee. 2 AM otherwise.

Does Chicago still have a bar time? I had been under the impression that for a while, the requirement was they could only be open a maximum of 23 hours out of 24.

Smut Clyde said...

Smash your hand on the counter... or Bryan Fischer's head.. either will do.
I disapprove of this talk of smashing heads on the counter. Lord knows what might ooze out.

M. Bouffant said...

Bar time: Very subjective.