Monday, December 12, 2011

The Conservative Stool

I hadn't seen this unintentionally hilarious coinage until I poked around the t00bz looking for an account of Robot Romney hiring being endorsed by attack poodle Ann Coulter and found a bunch of flip-floppery about Romney. This 2008 quote from Rush Limbaugh is very amusing to me:

"there probably is a candidate on our side who does embody all three legs of the conservative stool, and that's Romney. The three stools or the three legs of the stool are national security/foreign policy, the social conservatives, and the fiscal conservatives."

Now Rush doesn't even consider Mitt a conservative. Of course, if one is looking for a candidate who embodies the conservative stool, there's always Rick Santorum. Now, that's some serious stool that is poised to sweep through the conservative movement.

Ugh, I clicked through to a conspiracy lunacy site which had an article entitled "Santorum: Gingrich not a good leader" (not gonna link to it), and found this unintentionally funny comment:

I wish Santorum had more money and oppertunity to speak to the country as a hole…I believe he is the man for the job…Honest,hard working,careing and intuitive…

Dude, Santorum always speaks to the country as a hole.

9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Don't you mean through a hole?

vacuumslayer said...

You had the oppertunity to be nice and careing and you didn't take it, B^4. LEAVE SANTORUM ALONE!


W/v is derpre. So now the FRENCH are stealing our derp!

vacuumslayer said...

Sometimes when my son is a little constipated, his poo comes out in firm blocks or pellets. I like to call that conservative st--Newt Gingrich.

Substance McGravitas said...

WHERE IS THE ILLUSTRATION?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

POOP!

(he summarized)
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Smut Clyde said...

The less I hear about Movement Conservatism, the happier I am.

fish said...

Mr. Santorum, I have a question to ass you.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I really want to see a video in which Santorum refers to himself as the conservative stool. Anybody in Iowa?

M. Bouffant said...

The three stools or the three legs

If it ain't one it's the other.