Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Ugh...

The pollen count has been very high lately... I have never suffered from allergies, but all the botanical sexytime has been gumming up my nasal sinuses, and I feel as if I have just had a massive "pollen package" shoved down my throat. It's gotten to the point where the neti pot is getting a workout twice a day. Heh- while watching the linked video, I thought, "Somewhere, some d00d is getting his rocks off watching this." I think our fetching narrator figured this out as well, as she tells us, "It's really good to have a box of Kleenexes handy, because you never know what would happen. (sic)" Indeed!

It could be a lot worse, though- at least I'm not infested by sinus leeches (the "DO NOT CLICK" warning is inherent in the word "leeches", if you're easily squicked out).

8 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Leeches?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Fantastic link, SC. I caught a leech in a pond in Maine a few years back, and gave it to an eccentric co-worker. If I had given her a box of Godiva chocolates, she would not have been half so happy. I did, however, insist on naming the leech "Suckerpunch".

Suckerpunch lived for over a year.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Suckerpunch lived for over a year.

not bad, but the judges say that ding(1) IS FUCKING AWESOME is still comment of the day.

Substance McGravitas said...

Trees that smell like semen.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Uh... I got... uh... excited during a road trip, and had to handle my business on the median.

Smut Clyde said...

The Torture Garden would have us believe that the flower in question is the thalictrum.

And ZRM should stop stealing his own comments.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Lee Ches haz engaged his attorney.

You're all invited to the wedding.
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Von said...

botanical sexytime = GREAT name for a band.