Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Another Kitchen Ordeal, Courtesy of Fox

Via Tengrain, we have a Fox segment about the travails of living under California's environmental regulations which actually reveals the complete culinary ineptitude of the Fox entertainers:

My favorite bit is the bullshit about the '45 minute fried egg'. That sounds more like a sacrifice to a volcano god.

 Now, a real pro doesn't even need a stove to cook, but then again, this fine fellow was a true-blue liberal:

Fox cooking segments tend to be disastrous, because of the stupidity of the individuals involved.  I'm reminded of those old Ronco commercials, which made routine tasks look fraught with angst, peril even.  My favorite Fox cooking segment involved Diamond and Silk making a 'no sugar added' banana pudding, with hilarity ensuing:

 

I'm sure you all see the flaw in that technically true 'no sugar added' claim...  I also love their distinction between 'Nilla Wafers and vanilla wafers, though that's not as stupid as a forty-five minute fried egg.

Monday, June 6, 2022

Shots on Both Sides

This afternoon, I received my second COVID booster shot.  I had been planning to get it before mid-June, and a workplace mandate merely moved the date up a week or so for me.  Since the big government-run vaccination sites have closed, I went to a local CVS store for the inoculation.

This not being a big COVID injection site, while registering for the booster, I was given the option to receive an additional vaccine.  I chose the initial shingles shot.  My brother Vincenzo had the shingles and declared it the worst pain he'd experienced in his life.  A coworker who had it said that he was bedridden for two days, his body alternately feeling like it was on fire or it was being stabbed with multiple pins,,, with a barely endurable constant itching as a background bad feeling.  Shingles shot, please!!!  

The pharmacist at CVS. a consummate pro, gave me the COVID jab in the left arm, and the shingles shot in the right arm.  She told me that I might experience redness and swelling around the shingles injection site, and instructed me to drink plenty of fluids.  She told me that I should come back in two months for the second shingles shot.  Four hours after receiving both shots, I feel fine, though after running some brief errands, I plan on being home for the duration, drinking water and generally loafing around.  Yeah, what a way to spend one's day off!  At least it's a nice afternoon for sitting in the back yard, counting my blessings for having a high tolerance for injections.

Post title a paraphrase of the title of this post-punk classic:

I think I'll pump my fists a bit... I've heard tell that arm movements help distribute the fluid from the injection sites, lessening the incidence and duration of injection site soreness.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

I Am Not a Number, I Am a Free Deer!!!

This year, a new minor character joined the cast of this blog, a handsome young fellow with a mysterious past.  I'm talking about Deer 58, a young stag wearing a radio collar and a pair of ear tags bearing the number which serves as his name.  He's relatively tame, and settled into his role on my worksite with aplomb.  He was later joined by Dear 57, another stag which is much more skittish, not nearly as amenable to being photographed.

Yesterday, my coworker learned about the mysterious past of Deer 58 (and Deer 57).  While he was working the afternoon shift, he spotted two young men in our overflow parking area, standing next to a car bearing a sign for White Buffalo Inc, a wildlife management company.  Two young men, perhaps not so different from 57 and 58, were standing next to the vehicle, searching for something.  That something, my coworker was told, was the radio collar used to track 57 and 58, and thirty other deer in the region.  The radio collars have small charges installed, which blow the collars off when a particular study has finished.  Deer 57 and 58 were now free of their collars, though they still bore the ear tags, which sometimes fall off and sometimes don't.

The White Buffalo employees were looking for one of the collars, they get paid a bonus for every collar they retrieve.  My coworker joked about getting a cut if he found the collar before they did...  In the course of their conversation, my coworker learned that 57 and our friend 58 tended to move from our site to a nearby park- they favor the park in the winter because of the many oak trees on the premises, which provide a bounty of tasty acorns which help tide the deer over in the lean season.  They move to our site in more clement weather in order to take advantage of our varied ecological niches- meadow, forest, and marsh.

White Buffalo is also conducting a similar deer survey on Long Island, and will compare and contrast the data from the two locales.  Here's where I note that our sizable campus is near a broad swathe of green space, and the deer even wander into downtown areas such as the pretty village of Tarrytown (it's a good town).

It's my sincere hope that Deer 58 won't be subject to a cull, or the like.  He makes for a charming presence on the property, and I kinda look at him as a coworker.  If he's calm and contentedly hanging out on site, it probably means that no unauthorized persons are skulking about.  As far as I'm concerned, he's on the payroll, albeit on a more informal basis than myself or Ginger.  I'd like to see him having the run of the place, a free deer.

Saturday, June 4, 2022

He's Supposed to Be One of the Smart Ones

I'm a 'better dead than crimson' kind of guy, and every so often my contempt for that institution is vindicated, and I'm not even prepared to go into the really egregious stuff today.  Right now, I'm just talking about a guy who is supposed to be a right-wing intellectual, whose main claim to fame is 'destroying' college libs with 'facts and logic', but whose actual debate tactic is a Gish Gallop.  Yeah, I'm talking about Republican wunderkind Ben Shapiro, who has some thoughts about school shootings:

He even invokes his vaunted 'logic' in his bizarre rant, though he sounds deranged, especially when he says that he's 'unaware of any situation in which the threat of a good guy with a gun has not ended a situation with a bad guy with a gun '.  Ben is notably ignorant, or perhaps wants to bury the existence of that right-wing terrorist altogether.

Ben is supposed to be one of the 'smart ones', but he's deranged- what kind of loon would think that broaching this topic is a smart rhetorical move?  Ben's an idiot, but that's been apparent for years.  Like I said, I'm a 'better dead than crimson' kind of guy, and practically every day proves me right.

Friday, June 3, 2022

Jersey Bound

Today will be a busy day.  My baby brother, Gomez, and his family will be in Northern New Jersey because my niece is playing in a hockey tournament all weekend.  She's a whiz on the ice, as well as being an academic powerhouse.  Her dad played hockey in high school, and currently plays in an adult league, as well as working part-time as a referee.

I have to work, but will be able to meet them after the first game for dinner.  I haven't seen them since before the pandemic started, since they came to visit NYC in Summer 2019.  We had a blast back then, and I'm sure tonight will be a lot of fun... I just have to look up places to dine in the greater Wayne, New Jersey vicinity.  The only business I know of in Wayne is the now-closed lawn ornament place these guys took their name from:


 Jersey being the Land of Diners, I'm sure I'll find a spot pretty easily.

Thursday, June 2, 2022

CONED AGAIN!!!

It's been a rough week for my coworker Ginger, who in an eerie repeat of  last year, got herself a problem with swelling of the pinna of her ear (the other ear this time).  The swelling didn't go down, so Ginger once again has been coned.  She looks like a punk rocker with her head half shaved:

Like last year, Ginger will be spending the next few weeks at a manager's house because she shouldn't be outside with her ear like that. As I noted, it's a weird case of déjà vu all over again.  The real bummer this year is that we are open to the public, so Ginger won't be able to strut her stuff in front of an adoring audience.  She's like the kid whose arm breaks just before school ends, who has to spend the entire summer vacation in a cast, watching the other kids splash around in the pool.  She'll be getting TLC, no doubt, but it would be better for her to be gallivanting around the grounds, playing in the sunshine.

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Happy Birthday, Sis

Today, I commemorate the birthday of my super sarcastic sister, nerd extraordinaire and bestower of nicknames (she was the one who dubbed my older brother Sweetums and my youngest brother Gomez, both 'nyms which have stuck).  She is currently in the process of settling in back in Northern Virginia, where she'd lived for a long stint, after a two year stint in the SF Bay area, which she didn't enjoy... she's too much of a curmudgeonly Yankee to really like California.  It's also nice that she'll be living a half hour's drive from Mom.

I texted back and forth with her a bit.  She and the family are doing well- the youngest is enrolled in Tae Kwon Do classes, and her middle child is working crazy hours during his summer break.  Her oldest is in LA with the Space Force, the perfect situation for the son of two literal rocket scientists.  Besides the hectic nature of moving cross-country, things are going well.