Friday, October 7, 2011

Decade of War

Today marked the tenth year of war in Afghanistan. Ten years, almost three thousand coalition casualties, uncounted Afghan casualties, $455.4 billion to wage war in a country with a GDP of $16.63 billion- and for what? The violence continues, the horrible repression of women goes on... what the hell have we accomplished?

A few years back, my mother reminded me of a conversation that we had around Easter time in 2001, shortly after the destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan, during which I said that I thought that war with the Taliban would be inevitable. I'd forgotten the conversation, but mom brought it up years later, when my baby brother, Gomez, was going to Kandahar for the first time. My brother Vincenzo is there now- my two younger brothers spent some weeks together there earlier this year. Of course, both of them have also done tours in Iraq. As you can surmise, I take the awful, awful foreign policy of the U.S. personally.

I could write about the U.S. failure to systematically build a sane, stable society in post-invasion Afghanistan, but that's not really what I want to rant about. The real failure of U.S. foreign policy in Afghanistan goes back decades, when the U.S. armed and trained religious fanatics to fight a proxy war against the U.S.S.R.. American spooks taught the mujahideen how to deploy Improvised Explosive Devices and how to shoot down advanced military helicopters (yet another case of Chinooks chickens coming home to roost).

When the Afghans finally drove the Soviets out, where the hell was our State Department, giving the Afghans aid in building a civil society? There was a time when we treated our enemies better than we were treating our allies. We didn't drain the swamp, and now we're futilely trying to swat mosquitoes (albeit ones carrying a virulent disease) with sledgehammers. Ten years of war, thirty-two years of immoral, poorly thought-out foreign policy, and what positive outcome is possible?

Thursday, October 6, 2011

A Few Short Takes

The Muse is pretty half-assed in her ability to inspire me today, so I'll just put up a couple of short bloviations.

How's this for a Christmas tale? Frothy Ricky Saves Christmas It's the tale of a young lad who saves Christmas from a Baby Jesus hating cultist, truly a frothy mix of Christmas cheer and political wankery. Sheesh, remember when the War on Christmas didn't start until December? We haven't even gotten through Halloween, and the War on Christmas has started- I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords decry this crass commercialization of the War on Christmas.

While it's not getting any media attention, I hear there's a guy in LEAFS SUCK!!! who is holding an OCCUPY YOUR MOTHER rally.

On Rush saying I Was More Self-Sufficient At Age 10 Than "This Parade Of Human Debris Calling Itself Occupy Wall Street"- this d00d was too chickenshit to score his own Oxycontin.

Finally, I figured I'd post the video for Common People by Pulp, one of the best critiques of the new economic reality, encapsulated in under five minutes:





The first time I heard Common People on the radi-adi-o, it knocked my socks off- this was one of those times when I scrambled around looking for a pen and paper so I could write the title of the song down when the DJ did his spiel.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Bronx Beautiful

When the movie 30 Days of Night came out, I thought, "Gee, this pretty much describes the month of October for me." October is a busy, busy month for me, but I can't submerge myself into routine. Sometimes I work the graveyard shift, sometimes, I work the four to twelve shift... I basically throw my "internal clock" out the window for the entire month of October. Once in a while, though, I have to see the sun (it hasn't helped that it has rained almost every day for the past week) and boost my Vitamin D synthesis.

Today being a beautiful day (and not having enough time to head to downtown Manhattan before work) I decided take a walk from my Yonkers abode to the Bronx, where I walked the perimeter of Woodlawn Cemetery. While a pleasant walk, the stretch of Webster Avenue on the eastern verge of the cemetery is pretty desolate- not much traffic, and no pedestrians besides the occasional freak. There is, however, an abundance of wild grapes in the area, so I was able to snack on the go.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Bronx, here is a view along Jerome Avenue, on the western edge of Woodlawn Cemetery- Van Cortlandt Park is to the left of the photo, the Woodlawn terminus of the Number 4 Subway is to the south.





Here's a picture of a D.A.R. memorial north of 233rd St, dedicated to Chief Nimham of the Stockbridge Wappinger tribe, who perished fighting on the side of the revolutionaries in the War of Independence:





A detail of the monument gives a brief mention of the sacrifices made by the Stockbridge people:





Most people don't think of the Bronx as a particularly verdant part of the world, but those of us in the know are aware that the Bronx is the Borough of Parks.

After my walk, I stopped by Rory Dolan's to conduct some research (honest!). Of course, sleuthing being hard work, I had to fortify myself with a pint and a burger. A second pint would have been unseemly, seeing as I had to prepare for the workday.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Koch Tease

I forced myself to maintain radio silence during the middle of the day to avoid Hudson Harkonnen's grandiose press conference in which he emphatically declared that he would not run for president. All over the land, establishment Republicans have a major sad. In particular, the Koch brothers must be upset that their union busting sweetheart has been stringing them along all this time. With his teasing ways, I imagine this guy:





Prancing around, singing this... sorry about the imagery, folks.

So, yet another GOP "hero" has gone bust. There's no cowboy riding in on a white horse to save real 'murka from the Kenyan Usurper. No white horse, but there may be a proper candidate waiting to sweep into the race on a mule, and by that, I mean on a mule. Why settle for "man on dog" when you can have "man on mule"? Hell, how about a ticket that truly befits the modern Republican Party?

HORSLEY/SANTORUM 2012!!! WE'RE IN UR WHITE HOUSE, LUVVIN' UP UR ANIMALS!!!

Monday, October 3, 2011

I Get Mail- Alternate Title "Rehumanize Yourself"

I recently received an e-mail from a right-wing former co-worker- his typical e-mails are in this vein, and I usually delete before reading, though sometimes, they yield comedy gold. Well, I actually read one of his recent e-mails, and I was pretty surprised. Here is a selected part of the e-mail, in all of its dubious glory:


FOR THE SHEEP WHO FOLLOW THE FOX NETWORK MENTALITY, LISTEN TO THIS INTERVIEW.

THERE ARE ISSUES, REAL ISSUES, NOT THE UNIONS !

THANK GOD FOR THOSE PROTESTERS AT WALL STREET.

WALL STREET BROUGHT US HERE AND THEY ARE RECEIVING RECORD BONUSES !

MAYBE SOME ONE SHOULD ISSUE THE PROTESTERS SOME DILLON AEROS SO THEY CAN ANSWER BACK THE GASTAPO THAT MACE THEM!!!!!

AND FOR YOU FOX PEOPLE, IF THEY EVER RUN THAT FAT FUCK FROM NEW JERSEY, CHRIS CHRISTY, I WILL VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE MY WORD ON IT.

IT’S THE UNIONS, IT’S THE MINIMUM WAGE………AND YOU SAY THE DEMOCRATS ARE DRINKING THE KOOLAID.

THE RICH ARE INVESTING SOME WHERE OUT OF THIS COUNTRY. THEY ARE LIVING THE LIFE OF LUXURY ! THINK THEY EVEN CARE ABOUT JOBS FOR YOU?

YOU APPLY FOR FOOD STAMPS,THEY ARE IN A DILEMMA DECIDING WHAT COLOR TO
SELECT FOR THEY BENTLY.



Damn, what is it about right-wing ideology that affects one's ability to write grammatically sound sentences and use correct spelling? This guy was all about Obama bashing since 2008, and all about the teadhad since 2009. I don't know what happened to turn his ire toward these new targets, and I have to confess, anybody who thinks that this joke (you've been warned!) is funny is not really somebody with whom I want to associate. That being said, I wonder how many Teabaggers have gotten the feeling they've been cheated. I hope that some of them can find their way past their animosities (for the record, this guy refers to undocumented immigrants as "mutts") and rehumanize themselves:


Sunday, October 2, 2011

A Break From My Usual Musical Nostalgia

I heard this song by Warren Teagarden on the radi-adi-o, and figured I'd post the video:





There's a quality of Mr Teagarden's voice which reminds me, for some reason, of Lloyd Cole. I can't quite put my finger on it, but here's one of Mr. Cole's best known numbers:





By the time this post hits teh t00bz, I'll be sleeping off one of my trademark yerba mate fueled all-nighters (got savvy about the "post options"... uh... option). Yeah, I wasn't joking when I wrote that October kicks my ass, and starting right off the bat with an overnight "double" sets the tone for the weeks of ass-kickery to come.

Maybe it's the sleep-deprivation which makes me compare Messers Teagarden and Cole, but I'll let the commentariat judge for themselves.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Captain Nemo Sails Again

It's that time of year, when I pull a Captain Nemo, going under and not surfacing for a good long time. October is the major fundraising month for the non-profit for which I work, which means long hours on my feet, running hither, tither and yon. I'm busy before an event starts, during an event, and after the event ends, so I don't have as much time to write as I do on one of my quieter days. I hope to post regularly, but the posts may be shorter than usual. Last year, in response to my sentence: Captain Nemo going down in the submarine, Smut Clyde wrote:

Needs moar Filthbot.

Operating, to some extent, on the principle "You wish it, I dish it", here's some hilariously cheesy submarine related filth, a piss-take from one-time Iron Maiden lead singer Bruce Dickinson:





For the record, my favorite "submarine" themed song is Submission by the Sex Pistols. I dig it so much, I'll post it again: