The world is a bizarre place, with weird occurrences happening all the time. It's a human tendency to look for causation, to seek connections when coincidences pop up, and conspiracy theorists go out of their way to fit these bizarre occasions into their narratives. With this in mind, I present to you the conspiracy theories concerning a container ship blocking the Suez Canal. As luck would have it, the ship's call sign is H3RC, so let the fun and games begin:
Yes, the QCumbers believe that this ship is transporting trafficked children at the behest of the Clintons. It's basically last year's Wayfair child trafficking conspiracy writ large:QAnon is abuzz with the Suez Canal story.
— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) March 24, 2021
Given the Ever Given ship's call sign is H3RC, and Hillary Clinton's initials are HRC, and the ship is operated by Evergreen Marine, and Hillary's secret service code is Evergreen, the ship is tarfficking kids on behalf of the Clintons. pic.twitter.com/4iI42QS5Ca
The amount of creativity that goes into forging connections between the vague content of the 'Q drops' and news headlines actually makes me somewhat envious, though I pity anyone who is fooled into thinking these narratives are true:From one of @Shayan86' screenshots, I just want to pause and marvel at this incredible sentence using language that builds the fictional reality Q believers live in, transforming a baseless internet accusation that went nowhere into a "fact."
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) March 24, 2021
"Wayfair was caught" pic.twitter.com/3z2esbTr5j
There's an undeniable power to the QAnon conspiracy complex- the posts, while proving to be trash when scrutinized by a critical thinker, are just suggestive enough to make for an intriguing game. A bored individual, looking for order in a chaotic world, knowing that something just isn't right in the world, can while away hours trying to find connections in the cryptic posts, can play the role of an insider privy to recondite knowledge, can cast himself or herself as a hero in a Good vs Evil narrative. It's heady stuff for thousands of Walter Mittys... I mean, who doesn't want to be a hero, especially if it doesn't even entail leaving the house?MelQ swinging for the fences with another decode that requires Q to have a time machine and used it to predict that the Suez container ship thing would happen in Drop 1279, written three years ago. pic.twitter.com/OpjJ5i1LtO
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) March 24, 2021
6 comments:
Are those q-cumbers still up to that?
I swear, i dread the summer when we have to pretend that everything is normal.
It is not the same. I used to enjoy talking with people who came here. We used to exchange invitations.
Now they are not to be trusted. They could be bringing that trump/bolsoneiro disease.
It is not the same. We can't be using these little tyrant spoiled boys to take care of us.
Yeah, that makes sense. If I were involved in some gross international criminal conspiracy that could send me to the electric chair if I got caught, of course I'd use a ship with a call sign and operator name giving little clues to what I was doing. Who wouldn't?
Exactly, Infidel. It seems to a necessary Hollywood plot device to keep the story moving and cover for bad writing, but in real life?
Ima working on the connection to Kevin Bacon, not quite there yet.
I swear, i dread the summer when we have to pretend that everything is normal.
It only seemed normal, this pandemic didn't cause the madness, it just elucidated it.
If I were involved in some gross international criminal conspiracy that could send me to the electric chair if I got caught, of course I'd use a ship with a call sign and operator name giving little clues to what I was doing.
It's part of the mythology, the Cabal/Illuminati/Reptilians have to signal their evil plans somehow, even though the clues are too esoteric for the normies. It's kinda like how vampires have to be invited into a house to enter. One of the big QAnon catchphrases is "symbolism will be their downfall".
It seems to a necessary Hollywood plot device to keep the story moving and cover for bad writing, but in real life?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Ima working on the connection to Kevin Bacon, not quite there yet.
That's easy, he's a Hollywood elite, obviously he eats babies.
I would be happy to lay around like lazy Chronos, the baby eating monster. Only he is a monster, and i am a peasant.
I will use my dog courage to help me.
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