Monday, February 6, 2017

Low Hiring Standards

While shopping at a local supermarket, I noticed that they were seeking employees:

It doesn't seem like they have stringent requirements for this job.

While I am employed full-time, every so often I check out the 'help wanted' ads for part-time positions. Like almost everybody, I could use some extra cash, and most of my friends are at work during my free daytime hours. I decided to apply for this job. The manager wasn't too impressed with my meat credentials, he told me, "You come across as a fun guy."


Mark Smeraldi said...

Fun Guys belong in the mushroom section. I shouldn't have to point this out...

Smut Clyde said...

"No-one ever asked before, but I suppose I could let the kid go for $1.99 a pound".