It's a pity that the cute little cyclopean shark mutant was stillborn. Maybe the dead flesh of this little cutant can be revived using unholy necromancy, or given a semblance of animation by the addition of cybernetic implants. Either zombie mutant shark or mutant shark cyborg, slap a frickin' laser on the li'l sucker's forehead, right over it's hilariously huge ocular orb:
UPDATE: I just had a scary thought... maybe this recent rush of "cutant" stories is a plot by the nuclear power industry to make mutagens seem less threatening. Yeah, two-headed baby turtles and one-eyed shark fetii are cute, but what do you do when Fluffy gives birth to a litter of six-legged Pomeranians? Huh?