Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Ombudsmoose Through the Ages


Looking back at Thunder's depiction of Smut Clyde as Ombudsmoose, I was struck by a sense of déjà vu... I had seen this picture before... ah, yes, the Ombudsmoose was an important figure to the Cro Magnon people of Paleolithic France. Ombudsmoose iconography has changed little throughout the millennia- please note the beard and glasses, which seem to indicate that the Good Doktor's distant ancestors performed the function of Ombudsmoose. As one can tell from a perusal of the Paleolithic depiction, the blue jeans are a recent innovation.

5 comments:

fish said...

This is obviously a primitive ombudmoose, as such a flagrant display of gender identity would not be tolerated in polite society today.

Smut Clyde said...

the blue jeans are a recent innovation
And far more comfortable than that pony-tail / buttplug thing. Or so I hear.

Smut Clyde said...

The moral is, do not volunteer for the role of Donkey during a paleolithic game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey", for the rules were different then.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

He looks like a Bastard...

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