At my principal work site, we have a nice little garden, which features a variety of vegetables, among which are a couple of rows of peas. To the dismay of one of my co-workers, someone, or something, has been tearing up the pea patch, and not in the idiomatic sense. Last night, I came face-to-face with the culprit:
Doe, you are soooooo busted!
She's a lovely whitetail doe, with a beautiful, glossy coat. She's not shy at all, either. I was able to get within ten feet of her, and she merely wandered off at an amble when the human presence got too oppressive.
I'll have to post a printout of this photo on the wall of the employees' lounge as a "wanted" poster.