Here's some exciting news on the astronomical front- the discovery of another dwarf planet in the outer reaches of the solar system hints at a larger planet that effects its orbit gravitationally:
Though exciting in its own right, the discovery raises a more tantalising prospect for many astronomers: that a “Super Earth” up to 10 times the mass of our planet orbits the sun at such a great distance that it has never been seen
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we may have found evidence of the existence of Yuggoth. Pretty soon, nobody will have to leave their body behind to visit this mysterious planet... provided NASA can get funded properly. It's bad enough to have to outsource space flights to the Russians, but it sure beats outsourcing space travel to Mi-go!
In honor of the happy discovery of Yuggoth, I feel an urge to indulge in my taste for poetry:
I predict that Yuggoth is going to become very hip all of a sudden... how soon before a "Ghooric Zone Diet" is in the works?