This post is inspired by two of my favorite humorists. The first of these humorists, Substance McGravitas left a comment on my blog regarding Ann Romney:
Also Ann Romney internal dialogue: "Is marrying scum so bad? I got a pony!"
The second of these humorists, Ogden Nash, was master of the short form poem:
Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash
Inspired by these two rapscallions, I hereby present, Reflections on Upper Class Marriage:
Wed a phony,
Get a pony.
Please, post any similar couplets that come to mind in the comments. Hilarity is sure to ensue.