Sunday, September 23, 2012

Reflections on Upper Class Marriage

This post is inspired by two of my favorite humorists. The first of these humorists, Substance McGravitas left a comment on my blog regarding Ann Romney:

Also Ann Romney internal dialogue: "Is marrying scum so bad? I got a pony!"

The second of these humorists, Ogden Nash, was master of the short form poem:

Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash

Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

Inspired by these two rapscallions, I hereby present, Reflections on Upper Class Marriage:

Wed a phony,
Get a pony.

Please, post any similar couplets that come to mind in the comments. Hilarity is sure to ensue.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Don't like kittens?
Vote for Mittens!

mikey said...

A young lady named Ann, raised quite toney
Married a fabulous phony
He thought he might be elected
Though his soul was infected
Though he lost - she got a pony

zencomix said...

Univision and
the politics of division,
Ayn and Ann,
not brown skinned
just tan

sugarpie said...

Chucky got lucky,
But Ann had a plan.

Substance McGravitas said...
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Substance McGravitas said...

It might be bruited after fall
Ann WAS a better choice than Paul.

Two men together is WORNG.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I love you people!