In the midst of an epic thread at Snark Central regarding butt-chugging, tsam (who should have a blog of his own- hint hint) brought up the topic of hipsters and their consumption patterns:
You can still get Tab?
Yeah–it’s all the hipster rage!
I imagine that, when Tab was introduced in 1963, that, being a product from a mega-corporation, it wasn't embraced by the hipsters. "What? Hipsters in 1963?" you say... Well, I have to tell you that hipsters have been with us since the Stone Age. Here's some documentary (hey, it's as scientifically accurate as The Creation Museum) proof:
There were hipster troglodytes (primitive, but they ain't no squares) moving into the caves and causing the rents to rise... Hipster erectus, if you will.
They were into opposable thumbs before they were cool.