Tuesday, January 17, 2012


Holy schmoley, it seems that over a million signatures were collected in the effort to recall Governor Scott Turdwaffle Walker. Damn, I knew there'd be an overwhelming number of signatures, but I didn't know that they'd hit the one million mark... Walker has basically been nuked from orbit. Of course, there's a funny hypocritical comment from Walker, who was in Manhattan attending a $2,500/plate fundraiser hosted by world-class scumbag and economy-wrecker Maurice "Hank" Greenberg when the recall petitions started coming in:

During the Limbaugh interview, Walker warned of recall "shenanigans" and said recall organizers have gotten "tons of money from the big government unions in Washington."

Damn, Scotty, there's enough projection there to run a goddamn multiplex!

Of course, the real fun now begins, with the upcoming election. I honestly can't see Walker winning against any opponent now, even with donations from awful out-of-staters pouring into his coffers. It's funny to see all those well-heeled shysters doing to fiduciary equivalent of pouring water down a drain, trying to prop up this stupid "Weasel in a Badger State".

The anti-Walker efforts have certainly rekindled the fervor of liberals across the country, hopefully this enthusiasm will last until November. Thank you, Badger Staters, thank you very much- before there was an "Arab Spring", there was a Wisconsin Winter.

Of course, some loon with a rag named Scott Walker 2011's "Governor of the Year", and I have to agree with the guy. Scott Walker should get that distinction because his stupidity led him to overreach in his greedy, regressive policies, thereby tearing the mask off the GOP playbook and sparking a massive backlash. Well played, dumbass!

About that title... the funniest park name in the Northeast seemed like the perfect title for a post about Wisconsin... and sorry about those Packers. **snerk**

UPDATE: Edited to substitute "turdwaffle Walker" Google search results for Yahoo search results in original post... yeah, I was stumped by the Yahoo results myself.


Laura said...

I could probably make some turdwaffles with my new iron!

Errr... never mind. :)

Speaking of never... never say never in politics. Someday.. he might "be back!"


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We have a pretty funny park name ourselves.

I had heard last week that the sigs were gonna hit 1.5 million. I'll take a million.

Odd that the Turdwaffle search doesn't have any Empire results. I suspect shenanigans, but in anything related to Turdwaffle, I am not surprised.

everybody go to Daily Kos or Wisconsin United and chip in a buck or two to make Cross-Eyed Scott go away. Please.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Google provides more representative results.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I could probably make some turdwaffles with my new iron!

They'd lack those little ridges that hold the syrup and butter so well!

I had heard last week that the sigs were gonna hit 1.5 million. I'll take a million.

Almost as many sigs as he had voters in the original election, no?

Google provides more representative results.

I'll put in that link.

Kathleen said...

I was going to comment that "cheesequake" makes me think of cheesecake and yum, but then I saw "turdwaffle" which is not yummy, so now, not yum. and no cheesecake.

wv: ovens

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Cheesepocalypse was Sunday evening.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

and sorry about those Packers. **snerk**

15-1. First in their division, sweeping their division opponents. Marquee quarterback. Yeah, the playoff is disappointing. But how did the Jets do again? I would mention the Redskins, but thunder has enough pain....

Now that I consider, I will take the Packers being eliminated quite happily if Walker is eliminated also.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have enough work to do that I am just as well off not having a football game to watch this weekend.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dan Snyder is the Turdwaffle of the Washington Redskins.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Some links for people who have a couple of extra bucks, to help us fight the good fight:




Good Wisconsin political updates here.

Jennifer said...

Go Turdwaffle! No really... go!

Substance McGravitas said...

Somewhat disturbing park name.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Its a total of 1.9 million signatures and it's not just Walker they are going after..its the Lt Gov and more state legislature fucks..more info at my place on the particulars.
I so fucking love this..it made my day..hell my week. ;-)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dusty and I are going to argue about this all over the internet, apprently, LOL.

Imma let it drop. Count em however you want. Still only 1 million to recall Walker. The other sigs are pretty much duplicates, I am pretty certain.

M. Bouffant said...

Somewhat disturbing park name.

That's not a park, it's a par-tee!