Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Human Trafficking Is Evil!!! Except When Our Guy Does It

 The central tenet of the QAnon conspiracy theory is that a powerful cabal of well-connected individuals is engaged in human trafficking, specifically for the purposes of the sexual exploitation of underage persons, with the loonier proponents of the theory claiming that the children's blood is harvested for adrenochrome, oxidized epinephrine, which can be obtained by letting an epi-pen go bad.  So pernicious is this human trafficking that giant cargo ships full of trafficked children loom large in the conspiracy narrative.

Given the premise of QAnon, the trafficking of children by powerful elites, one would think that the QCumbers would be ecstatic about the FBI's allegations that Congresscreep Matt Gaetz trafficked an underage girl across state lines.  This is right in their wheelhouse- a powerful figure gets caught with a young girl he is sexually involved with... this is exactly what they have been harping on since October 2017.

The warning signs were there (besides Gaetz' DUIs), his was the sole vote against a human trafficking bill.  Nevertheless, the Q people are defending Gaetz because he is on 'their team'.  These people also defended Trump's friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, both serial sex traffickers.  Despite all of their 'Save the Children' rhetoric, these people never cared about real victims.  Accusations of sexual misconduct are to used as a cudgel to attack their perceived enemies, nothing more.  They are incensed about Hillary Clinton trafficking fictional mole children, tunnel tots, and boat babies, but they don't care one whit about the real girls exploited by Matt Gaetz (or Donald Trump himself, for that matter).

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Baby Brother's Birthday 2021

 Today is my baby brother Gomez' birthday.  Some baby, he's built like a house... one of the best Gomez stories is the tale of how, after high school hockey practice at the storied Murray's Skating Rink, he was approached by a member of the Yonkers Fire Department and asked, "Hey, man, our goalie wasn't feeling well, do you want to tend goal for us?"

Gomez replied, "Uh, I have to ask my mom if it's okay."

"Your mom?  What's up with that?"

"I'm only fourteen."

Of course, Mom approved of his playing in a YFD/YPD hockey game, ice time being ice time, and freebies being rare.  Gomez at fourteen held his own in a game with a bunch of grownups.  In the succeeding decades, he's never lost his love for the sport, and besides playing in an adult league, he also coaches for his kids' teams and referees local games.

I wished Gomez a happy birthday this morning, and we commiserated about the pandemic protocols being a drag.  Hockey is one of those sports which can be practiced while maintaining some social distancing, and his birthday plan was to run a hockey clinic for little kids with an assist from his own kids, and possibly grab some chicken wings for dinner on the way home... a simple, but classic way to celebrate an occasion.  Myself?  I'm really jonesing a draft beer, consumed at the bar, when this thing has finally been beat, some chicken wings would also be welcome.

It's his second birthday in the pandemic times, but he's spending it well, doing something that he loves, with people he loves, and imparting his love of hockey to other youngsters.  Sure, I call him baby brother, but he's got this whole adulthood thing figured out better than most people.

Monday, March 29, 2021

Orgy in the Pond!

 It's loud, loud enough to hear while pumping gas at the gas station across the street, but I wouldn't call it a din, because it's really a lovely, musical sound.  From close up, one can hear individual voices, but the effect is that of a chorus, as answering calls ring out, and distance and waveform interference and amplification change the pitch.  I figured that I'd use my phone camera to obtain an audio recording, though the light was insufficient to get more than a fuzzy impression of a couple of lights from the main road:

I didn't expect it so early in the year, because the spring peepers haven't started peeping, but the American toads (Anaxyrus americanus) having a major orgy in the pond at work.  These little critters are sex machines, they breed until May, in ponds, water-filled ditches, and vernal pools.  

I believe the low, growly sound is a pickerel frog (Lithobates palustris) that somehow got mixed in with the toads, perhaps looking for a prince.  Longtime readers will know that I have a fondness for amphibians, and working at night in a place with extensive grounds with mixed habitats (pond, bit of wetlands, bit of woods, bit of grassland), I encounter them on a regular basis.  I am overjoyed that I have a loud musical background to my worknights, and that this music signals the imminent arrival of another generation of little batrachian buddies.

Sunday, March 28, 2021

Performative Peril

 Republicans love to put on shows to stoke the fears of their non-plutocrat constituents, and this past week has been no exception.  The particular tactic they have been using is the pose that they are in danger... I mean, look at them arming themselves and taking a gunboat voyage on the Rio Grande:

This is nothing more than Apocalypse Now cosplay, calculated to convince their voters that Mexicans are a threat to these here United States... Christ, I wish these assholes would never get out of the boat, their pointless drifting on the river is less offensive than their pointless drifting in Congress. To make this stunt even more ridiculous, these are the sort of people who denigrated John Kerry's very real experience of danger on a swift boat in Vietnam... I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Republicans love stolen valor, and will choose a fauxrior over a warrior any day. 

 The other big display of performative bravado in the face of nonexistent peril was Lindsey Graham's 'Rambo' fantasy (well, his other Rambo fantasy) about defending his home from 'gangs' with an AR-15:

This is a guy who has a security detail, and in any case of natural disaster and cibil unrest, protecting his house would be a priority for local police. In the real world, despite hus racist framing of a gang assault, the biggest threat to Graham come from deranged Trump dead-enders who don't think that his callow obsequiousness constituted sufficient loyalty to the Former Guy. 

Unfortunately, cringeworthy displays like this seem to play well with the Republican base, despite how laughable they are. Hopefully, as the pandemic subsides and the economy rebounds, these fear tactics will be laughed away as genuine hope becomes a viable campaign strategy.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

A Titan of Children's Literature

There are certain individuals I periodically google just to reassure myself that they are alive, and I recently lost one...  children's literature titan Beverly Cleary died yesterday at the age of 104.  Beverly Cleary's particular genius was writing slice-of-life books about regular middle-class children living normal middle-class lives, typically in the northeast Portland neighborhood of Grant Park, specifically Klickitat Street.  Every superhero has an origin story, and Beverly Cleary's superhero origin took place when, as a children's librarian, a boy asked her, "Where are the books about the kids like us?"  

Beverly Cleary's response was writing the book Henry Huggins, the story about a boy in the third grade who meets a stray dog, thin enough to earn the name 'Ribsy', and brings him home.  Henry and Ribsy make an appealing pair, with Henry being a responsible, enterprising boy (when he loses another boy's football, he supplements his paper route by hunting for worms in the park to sell as bait to fishermen.  In the book's final chapter, Ribsy's original owner finds the dog, and a positively Brechtian denoument ensues.

Henry Huggins also introduced Beverly Cleary's greatest creation,  Ramona Quimby.  Introduced as the younger sister of Henry's friend Beatrice (nicknamed Beezus by the pronunciation-challenged four year-old Ramona), Ramona eventually took the mantle of main character in the series.  In Henry and Beezus, Henry yearns to buy a new bicycle, collecting empty bottles to earn a penny apiece until the smart Beezus tells Henry how to take advantage of an unexpected windfall.  Ramona is the perfect foil for the smart, conscientious Beezus- imaginative and rambunctious.

In Beezus and Ramona, Beezus gets top billing (though, tellingly, a 2010 film adaptation is titled Ramona and Beezus, proving that naughty girls get the attention).  A serious, thoughtful girl, Beezus has to contend with her 'pest' of a little sister while learning how to embrace her own imagination.  In the end, she realizes that, while she doesn't always like her 'exasperating' sister, she does love her.

Eventually, there were eight 'Ramona' books, as well as appearing in the six 'Henry Huggins' books, with Ramona the Pest being a particular favorite of mine.  Ramona is a gloriously naughty figure, the sort of girl who pulls on a classmate's 'boing boing curls', wipes fingerpaint off her hands with the neighbors' cat, takes a single bite out of every apple in the root cellar because the first bite is the tastiest (forcing her mother to make applesauce out of the remains), and getting in the way of her older sister and her friends- in Henry and the Paper Route, she takes the newspapers off customers' lawns and throws them on other lawns because she wants to play paperboy.

While generally writing about middle-class characters with stable family lives and ignoring the headlines of the day, Beverly Cleary wasn't afraid to tackle topical issues- in Ramona and Her Father, Mr Quimby loses his job, so Mrs Quimby has to work full-time to make ends meet, and Ramona does her best to help out the family, even paring down her Christmas list drastically.  A compulsive reader of fan mail, when asked to write a book about a family effected by divorce, she wrote Dear Mr Henshaw.

Also set in Portland were the books Ellen Tebbits and Otis Spofford, a series about a good girl plagued by the antics of a mischievous boy- when the naughty Otis finally exceeds the bonds of good-hearted shenanigans by cutting off a lock of Ellen's hair just as it was getting long enough for her to grow pigtails, the good girl gets her revenge on him in a satisfying manner.

While most of Beverly Cleary's books were realistic vignettes of convincingly real children growing up in Portland, she did write a series of fantasy novels about a talking mouse who rides a toy motorcycle.  This was a departure for her, she had previously satirized such fantasies by mocking Ramona's love for a book about Scoopy, a steam shovel which has adventures.  She also wrote the standalone novel Socks, about a cat dealing with the birth of its humans' baby, eventually coming to see it as not a rival, but a person to cherish- this book inspired the name of the Clintons' cat.

Back in 1993, in the course of a cross-country road trip, I stopped in the storied (HA!) Powell's Books in Portland and chatted at some length with one of the clerks about Beverly Cleary and her books that so prominently featured the city.  I joked that I wished that I had more time to stay in town so I could go picking huckleberries on Mt Hood.  A few years after that, while dating a girl from Krakow who was in the US on a student visa, studying English, I figured that Beverly Cleary's books were the perfect reading material for someone who wanted a grasp of English grammar, written consistently and plainly in an entertaining manner.  I bought her a bunch of Cleary's books and she was immediately taken with Ramona, who she immediately pronounced a wyrodna.

Beverly Cleary lived a long, productive life and was much-beloved by millions of fans.  I'm bummed out, but hitting 104 is as good a run as anyone can expect.  She also enjoyed good health for over a century, and kept her sharp wit, as for instance, joking on her 100th birthday, "I didn't do it on purpose." 

Friday, March 26, 2021

Yet Another Trash Take from the Times

 I take no pleasure in saying this, but the New York Times is trash.  That's a hard thing to say, sitting down with the Sunday Times, reading the bulk of it and doing the crossword puzzle, used to be a great way to spend a Sunday morning nursing a hangover.  It even took on the form of a ritual- we'd go to a local Borders Books (remember when they still existed?) to buy the paper, and browse for other reading material. 

One day, unshaven and hung over, I said to my brother Vin's army buddy Whiskey Joe, "Some people have yahooism thrust upon them, they have no choice but to be a yahoo.  We choose to be yahoos, we're educated, sophisticated yahoos."   Thus was born the Educated Yahoos Club, membership whoever was around to buy and read the NYT while hung over.  Yeah, reading the Times was a pleasure, until a decades-long run of trashy journalism (hello, Iraq War!) and trashier opinion columns (hello, Brooks et al.)  convinced me to give up the paper cold turkey.  Not even Will Shortz could bring me back into the fold.

I have no regrets about giving up the NYT, I mean look at this garbage:


A looming glut of vaccines?  How the hell could this be couched as a dilemma by a sane person acting in good faith?  Sure, it's about a future time, perhaps in the summer, when vaccine production is in overdrive, but Christ, I haven't been able to find a vaccination site since I became eligible earlier this week.  Why even talk of future gluts until everybody in the 'States gets their pokes?   The framing is also some nationalist garbage- what is described as a 'glut' really means an opportunity to ship vaccine doses to developing countries, to help out Brazil, or Chile, or Angola... wherever.  Maybe a concerted effort to get the vaccine distributed globally would help restore our standing in the world.  Needles, not drones!

The framing is trash, and I really suspect less-than-above-board reasons for it... merely hinting that high vaccine production levels pose a 'dilemma' for the current administration is monstrous.

Thursday, March 25, 2021

News Break, Current Earworm

I figured I needed a bit of a break today, because the news is uniformly stupid and my personal life is pretty much in stasis... the one thing I accomplished all week was picking up two new pairs of glasses.  For the record, I haven't received a single item of mail all week, and an waiting for several important items which should have arrived by now if there were a functioning postal service at this time.  I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels, going to work, checking the mailbox fruitlessly, perusing the NY State Department of Health website to see if there are any vaccines available withing a hundred miles (I just became eligible for a vaccine this week). 

It's time to post a music video, and the song Mother Sky by krautrock legends Can has been my earworm for the past couple of weeks.  My last Can post was just about three years ago, so I figure I'm overdue.  Mother Sky was featured on the soundtrack of the 1970 film Deep End, and it is a marvel of progressive rock, clocking in at over fifteen minutes:


 

 

For the record, I like both kinds of music, songs by Damo Suzuki and songs about Damo Suzuki.