Time Is a Flat Circle Goddamn Spirograph

Viewers of television crime dramas might think that time is a flat circle, but the truly red-pilled know that time is a spirograph. Via Tengrain, we have the true history of QAnon, which did not start off as an anonymous 4Chan shitpost by a LARPer:

Some QAnon conspiracy theorists have gone so far down the rabbit hole that all you can do is watch in awe. Behold as Bishop Larry Gaiters claims that Q was formed before the Civil War and that Joe Biden "was actually executed two years ago." pic.twitter.com/v1csaoICRy

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 9, 2021

Let me get this straight... Q was formed in 1860 to design a Christian Constitutionalist movement in order to protect the secular Constitution of the United States from the Act of 1871 which instituted a new Constitution, by order of Ulysses S Grant, who sold the country to the Vatican and the Rothschilds? And that, dear people, is the QAnon time warp... it's just a jab at the left, and then a lurch to the far, far right.