Tuesday, July 28, 2020

A Pandemic More Dangerous than COVID-19

A recent video produced by Big Dead Breitbart, disparaging mask-wearing and hyping hydroxychloroquine as a COVID-19 cure, has been taken down by Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube... but not before being shared by the dumbass in the White House.

The video featured members of a group (the Republican Party hastily assembled teams of pro-Trump doctors) naming itself America’s Frontline Doctors (their website is a mere twelve days old). They seem primarily to be anti-vaccine. The group's nominal leader is a Dr Simone Gold, whose career seems pretty damn sketchy, but her mere MAGA misinformation was upstaged by a genuine psycho who believes in disease-causing demon semen and astral sex with witches. Sorry, Simone, you just weren't crazy enough for Trump's 'Murrica. Dr Immanuel was pretty much a QAnoner before QAnon was even a thing:



I'm not the only one who's wondering why this video, accompanied by a broad-spectrum social media campaign also pushing hydroxychloroquine, has been pushed by right-wing media conglomerates Breitbart and OAN. A cynical attempt to boost the drug's price before dumping a ton of it? An attempt to shift the blame for hundreds of thousands of deaths from the Trump Maladministration to a 'corrupt medical cartel' burying a 'miracle cure'? It's a handy-dandy Swiss Army knife, conspiracy-wise, a multipronged assault on Trump's enemies AND a cash grab!

After the purge of the Breitbart video from numerous social media platforms, Dr Immanuel posted an imprecatory prayer exhorting God to bring an end to Facebook:



It's nice to know that she and I agree on one thing!

At any rate, the misinformation, indeed malinformation, pandemic is even more dangerous than the COVID-19 pandemic.

7 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Hey guys, you really have to be careful about demon sex with witches. Otherwise they might reverse impregnate you.And when you go into labor to deliver their spawn, that eight pound devilbaby passes through that tiny hole in your...well, you know....and bursts it apart.

I understand Hillary has a whole prison camp full of guys who've been painfully ripped apart by giving birth to witch spawn. They're doing rehab experiments on these guys, trying to train them to have sex again, this time with kidnapped and trafficked human beans. The basement of that pizzeria in Washing D.C. was too crowded, so they moved it all to some "Undisclosed" location. I know this is a fact because I met a guy who knows a guy whose friend saw an actual movie of it.

You can't be too careful.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Anathema Device said...

"'Demon Sperm' is trending"

No such thing. We all know that every sperm is sacred ;)

Anonymous said...

I've been saying all along you can't bullshit a pandemic, turns out you can.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

No such thing. We all know that every sperm is sacred ;)

Well played!

I've been saying all along you can't bullshit a pandemic, turns out you can.

It won't work. Natural selection always wins in the end.

Vonnie said...

Hey B4!!! Don't know why I jumped on the blog today, but gleeful to see you are still at it!! hope all is well. Von

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Demon Semen" is the name of my Black Sabbath/Blue Öyster Cult cover band...

Cities on Flame with COVID-19

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Hey B4!!! Don't know why I jumped on the blog today, but gleeful to see you are still at it!! hope all is well. Von

Thanks for stopping by, Schazi. My standard line is 'Everything is terrible, I can't complain.' I hope you're doing well, even though this summer has been pretty damn non-existent.

Stop by more often, you're always welcome here.