Friday, December 15, 2017

If Any Bigot Starts Jawing About 'Natural Law'

A lot of anti-LGBTQ bigots like to invoke something called 'natural law' when opposing policies such as same-sex marriage. Needless to say, these morons don't know squat about nature, which is pretty damn complicated. In the latest bit of 'animals getting freak-AY' news, we have adolescent female Japanese macaques engaging in sexual behavior with sika deer. Psst, nobody tell Roy Moore about this kink, or he'll be molesting monkeys.

Male macaques have also been observed sexing up deer:

The most realistic hypothesis would be that of mate deprivation, which states that males with limited access to females are more likely to display this behaviour.

It's a good thing that Reddit banned its 'Incels' group, otherwise these assholes would be writing about trying to bang Clarice.

2 comments:

Vixen Strangely said...

Interspecies sex is an internet rabbit hole that can make you stop and think about what's up with rabbits, doc? Then you hit up YouTube and discover: rabbits are up for anything. It degenerates from there. Just, dogs and cats, living together and whatnot.

mikey said...

Let me simplify this for you and your readership.

If someone expresses hatred or espouses discrimination against LGBTQ people - or any identifiable group of fellow humans - hit them, shoot them or walk away. They have identified clearly what and who they are.

We don't need guidance for individual cases of bigotry or hate. We can easily recognize it, and take appropriate action...