This week, I stopped by the H Mart Korean superstore in White Plains to pick up such staples as soy sauce, tofu, and kimchi. While shopping, I fell in love with an eight-and-a-half pound bottle of chili garlic sauce, which I absolutely had to buy:
This bottle of hot sauce is as large as my rather big head, a fact that will be apparent from this picture of me performing my locally infamous "bottle trick", where I use my long cranium and excellent sense of balance to dance with a bottle (or cup or book or what have you) on my head:
I predict it'll last me a couple of weeks. Title inspired by David Johansen's hilarious novelty track.