My "Rumproast" womb mate Bette Noir has covered the possible fall of Minnesota GOP judicial hope Michelle McDonald. McDonald has that kinda MILF-y Palinesque vibe and, as Bette relates, knows how to thump a Bible.
I imagine Ms. McDonald's favorite passage in the gospels is the tale of the wedding feast at Cana, because it appears that she is no stranger to the grape. In typical GOP fashion, she tried to brazen her way out of a field sobriety test, then claimed that a blood test conducted the next day, long after the testing window was over, was evidence of her innocence.
She claims that she's going to go to trial. I think she should claim that her speeding was due to an excess of religious zeal- she was filled with the Spirit(s).
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Everybody knows the Holy Ghost can't drive 55...
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In a (tangentially) related vein, the pope has excommunicated the Mafia.
That's not going to go over real well...
Everybody knows the Holy Ghost can't drive 55...
Going 90 (proof) in a 30 proof zone.
In a (tangentially) related vein, the pope has excommunicated the Mafia.
That's not going to go over real well...
The mafiosi's wives will still go to church- I don't know if the wiseguys themselves will really give a crap. It just means fewer beefy guys will be carrying a giant wang down the street.
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