Thursday, November 17, 2011

Just Keep It Off the Money!

It's been a busy day at work for me, so this'll be a quick follow-up to yesterday's post. Serial crier/serial liar Glenn Beck has referred to Rick Santorum as the next George Washington. What the??? All I know is that I don't want Santorum on any one dollar bills, nor on any quarters. Uh, a "fistful of Santorum" is wrong, wrong, wrong! Even the Obamas, with their purported predilection for unconventional erotic activities, would want to avoid such a thing! Fistful of Santorum? I think I'd rather be a pauper!

Yeah, you'll need brain-bleach to scrub that image from your minds, so how about one of my all-time favorite Ennio Morricone pieces?





Of course, Sergio Leone's A Fistful of Dollars was a remake of Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo, which is even more badass:





This post is somewhat rushed, I'll try to clean it up tomorrow- embed some links, and all that shit santorum.

Postscript: Santorum on the quarters would single-handedly kill off the drinking game based on the quarter's ability to bounce a short distance.

15 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Well, just remember than in Beck's world "historians" don't actually have to BE historians.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Just for the halibut!
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Laura said...

I had a friend that used to refer to me as "Vanilla".
I had no idea just how "vanilla" I was until I started hanging out with your crowd. :P

But that's OK-right??

((Hugs))
Laura

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think we can all be proud of that, Laura.

Another Kiwi said...

The bloggerhood- Dark meat we can all be proud of.

Capcha is rearifyi -always with the goatse

Another Kiwi said...

Maybe Beckistan means Ricky will one day be a dead guy with wooden teefs?

Laura said...

"I think we can all be proud of that, Laura."

I thought that you'd like that.. :P

But maybe I'm a secret freak! Who knows ... right? :P

((Hugs))
Laura

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, you DO have a crush fetish, Laura.

Don't google that.

Helmut Monotreme said...

Maybe Beckistan means Ricky will one day be a dead guy with wooden teefs?

I think he is trying to say Santorum wears a wig and runs around in knickers.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I had a friend that used to refer to me as "Vanilla".
I had no idea just how "vanilla" I was until I started hanging out with your crowd. :P

But that's OK-right??


You're Canadian- you should know that vanilla is the finest of the flavors.

At the risk of losing readership, I have to confess that I am pretty vanilla as well (that one time I got a public spanking from a dominatrix was a gag gift from some friends on my 30th birthday, so it doesn't count). You know who isn't vanilla? Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum's deepest desires are darker than schadenfreude pie. I see a gay couple getting married, and I think, "Gee, I hope those two have a happy life together." Rick Santorum sees it and thinks, "D00ds are going to have sex with dogs!" Obviously, the thought has occurred to him, so he has some, to put it mildly, issues- his innermost sexuality is so screwed up that he thinks that everybody's sexual expression has to be limited.

Maybe Beckistan means Ricky will one day be a dead guy with wooden teefs?

If only, old chum, if only!

Don't google that.

Don't google anything!!!

I think he is trying to say Santorum wears a wig and runs around in knickers.

He only does that for major donors.

Laura said...

"Don't google that.

Don't google anything!!!"


Oh. Now I'm googling it... :)

And you're right Big B.. The Barenaked Ladies sang it so, it must be true!

However... I *did* used to have an X-rated blog a year or two back. I wrote sex-eh? stories under a pseudonym.
I gave it up as I only had one loyal reader. :P

((Hugs))
Laura

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

However... I *did* used to have an X-rated blog a year or two back. I wrote sex-eh? stories under a pseudonym.
I gave it up as I only had one loyal reader. :P


Intriguing...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

oooo, Laura's got a PAST!

Laura said...

Tee Hee...
See, all is not always as it seems. :)

((Hugs))
Laura

Another Kiwi said...

Man, all I got is past.