It's official, CNN has become a comedy channel with its story characterizing broken wine bottles in Napa as "heartbreaking". Being someone who... uh... occasionally likes to indulge in an alcoholic beverage, I've made goofy jokes like "every drop spilled is alcohol abuse" and the like- but I'm not a goddamn television news network. Here's the quote from CNN anchor, regarding an image of broken wine bottles:
"It's heartbreaking to see that image, especially if you are a wine lover. But also knowing that this impacts your livelihood."
There's a place for comments like this, or jokes about topers cutting their tongues while "salvaging" the wine from the cellar floors, but it's not on the goddamn 24/7 news network.