Yo, what the hell are you doing up there on top of that shed?
You're not fooling anyone with that weathercock routine! Chanticleer you're not.
Maybe some dramatic back-lighting would give you some flair...
Needs a little work, bud. Maybe a theme song:
Goose, goose, goose on the roof,
Goose, goose, made to goose you.
Needs work... now GET DOWN OFF OF THERE!!!