Sunday, September 23, 2012

Reflections on Upper Class Marriage

This post is inspired by two of my favorite humorists. The first of these humorists, Substance McGravitas left a comment on my blog regarding Ann Romney:


Also Ann Romney internal dialogue: "Is marrying scum so bad? I got a pony!"


The second of these humorists, Ogden Nash, was master of the short form poem:


Reflections on Ice-Breaking
by Ogden Nash

Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.


Inspired by these two rapscallions, I hereby present, Reflections on Upper Class Marriage:


Wed a phony,
Get a pony.


Please, post any similar couplets that come to mind in the comments. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
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7 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©September 23, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    Don't like kittens?
    Vote for Mittens!
    ~

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  2. mikeySeptember 23, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    A young lady named Ann, raised quite toney
    Married a fabulous phony
    He thought he might be elected
    Though his soul was infected
    Though he lost - she got a pony

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  3. zencomixSeptember 23, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    Univision and
    the politics of division,
    Ayn and Ann,
    not brown skinned
    just tan





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  4. sugarpieSeptember 23, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    Chucky got lucky,
    But Ann had a plan.

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  5. Substance McGravitasSeptember 24, 2012 at 12:28 PM

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  6. Substance McGravitasSeptember 24, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    It might be bruited after fall
    Ann WAS a better choice than Paul.

    Two men together is WORNG.

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  7. Big Bad Bald BastardSeptember 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    I love you people!

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