International Talk Like a Jack Vance Character Day 2022

Today, we eschew the quotidian dialectical paradigms to commemorate the esteemed Jack Vance.  We heap encomia on the departed grandmaster, and emulate the diction of his fictional creations.  Today is a day for rodomontade and braggadocia, for remonstrating with mountebanks, and fulminating against churls and hoydens.  Use your sagacity to overcome obstreperous mooncalves and caitiffs!

 Musicians, ply your euterpean arts to perform panegyrics... let your ukuleles and kazoos ring out!

 

There is time tomorrow to return to mundane modes of communication, but today, we dazzle with declamations, baffle with blatherskite, and confound with corruscating conversation!